How not to make sausages...

I've got to be honest I probably didn't do as much research as I should have done before starting this exercise!  In my head sausages equalled smashed meat in a skin.  What could be too hard about that?

Smokehouse - Canonbury Road, N1

I'm in two minds about the Smokehouse; I really did enjoy my food but eating it was a bit of an ordeal.  I love an open kitchen, probably more than most, but for the love of god do not sit a table next to the pass.